"Surprise, big brother!" Chloe chirped, dropping her Louis Vuitton weekender bag onto my imported Italian marble floor and slipping her sunglasses up onto her head.
Chloe was thirty years old, my mother’s undisputed "golden child," and a bottomless financial pit. For five years after college, I had bailed her out of maxed-out store credit cards, broken apartment leases, and failed boutique startups, until Lauren finally convinced me to cut her off permanently last year. Her husband, Derek, wasn't any better—a smooth-talking residential real estate broker who had been investigated twice by the state licensing board for escrow irregularities.
"What the hell are you two doing in my house?" I demanded, stepping into the center of the foyer to block their path toward the staircase. "And how did you unlock my front door?"
"Mom gave us her spare keyfob and invited us to stay for the summer," Chloe said, rolling her eyes as she walked right past me toward the kitchen. "And technically, since Mom owns half of this house now, she doesn't need your permission to have family guests over. Honestly, Michael, the gate guard tried to give Derek an attitude at the HOA security booth, so you need to call them and add our Range Rover to the permanent resident list immediately."
Derek tossed his keys onto my granite kitchen island, opened my Sub-Zero refrigerator without asking, and pulled out a bottle of imported sparkling water. He looked over at Clara, who was standing stiffly near the pantry, and snapped his fingers. "Hey, maid—be a sweetheart and slice up some fresh lemon for this, and then help my wife carry her bags up to the east guest wing."
"Nobody is touching your bags, and Clara doesn't work for you," I snarled, walking over and slamming the refrigerator door shut so hard the glass shelves rattled. I turned to Chloe, looking her dead in the eye. "Do you have any idea what your mother just did twenty minutes ago? She took a sewing needle, punctured Lily’s bright-orange swim vest, sent my three-year-old daughter into the deep end of the pool all by herself, and stood on the deck smiling while my baby slowly sank under the water! If Clara and Hannah hadn't spotted her and pulled her out, Lily would be in a morgue right now!"
For a split second, I actually saw Derek’s jaw tighten—not with shock, like an innocent person hearing about a child nearly drowning, but with a sharp, nervous flicker in his eyes, as if he already knew something had gone wrong.
Chloe, on the other hand, let out a loud, theatrical groan and threw her hands in the air. "Oh, give me a break, Michael! Mom already texted me while you were speeding home! A cheap plastic pool vest leaked a little air, and your paranoid housekeepers made up a dramatic story so you’d give them a handout! Ever since Lauren died, you’ve become completely unhinged and overprotective. Honestly, Derek and I were just saying on the drive over that someone in the family needs to step in as co-trustee on Lily’s trust fund before your paranoia ruins that poor child’s life."
Standing by the hallway arch, Evelyn folded her arms across her cream blazer and gave me that exact same cold, venomous smirk she had worn by the swimming pool. "Chloe is right, Michael. And if you keep screaming at us and making everyone feel unsafe in our own home, I’ll have no choice but to call Child Protective Services and file an emergency mental health petition against you."
Every muscle in my body screamed at me to grab Derek by the collar and throw all three of them through the front doors onto the driveway. Yet the logical, disciplined engineer in my brain forced me to stop and breathe. That was the trap. They wanted me to lose control. If I got physical with them while Evelyn held a notarized deed with a county recorder stamp, the police would haul me off to county jail on a domestic violence charge, and Evelyn would immediately petition a family court judge for temporary emergency custody of Lily.
"Clara, Hannah," I said calmly, never taking my eyes off my mother. "Go upstairs and pack Lily’s clothes and your own suitcases. The three of you are moving into my downtown penthouse condo tonight, where building security has strict biometric access."
Leaving the three vultures grinning victoriously in my kitchen, I walked into my locked mahogany study to clear out my wall safe before heading downtown—only to feel the breath leave my lungs when I typed in my six-digit security code, swung the heavy steel door open, and saw that Lauren’s $85,000 heirloom diamond ring, my corporate checkbooks, and the original hard copies of Lily’s living trust were completely gone.